Return to Flotsam & Jetsam

Please Note:
If ordering any items from the backroom,
be sure to say the item is from there, and state the quantity desired.

Item # Current
Inventory
Price Description
1 8 5 QC Tired of drinking the night away to make others look good for a potential romp? No more! These goggles make everyone look much more attractive than they really are.
2 7 5 QC Curious what someone looks like in the buff? Always wanted to sneak a peak without anyone knowing? These glasses let the wearer see everyone as though they were absolutely naked.
3 5 200 QC A must-have for anyone needing a sure-fire method of protection, these small, engraved stones provide 100% protection against pregnancy for males and females.
4 9 20 QC For anyone needing only occasional protection, these necklaces have 6 detachable dangling beads, each of which functions as an oral contraceptive that lasts 24 hours.
5 6 750 QC Need a little "extra" help? These rings are engraved with a bull head. When worn by a male, stamina is enhanced and private anatomy increases in size by half.
6 3 100 QC Perfect for any male! These large rings are for males only and don't go on fingers or toes. They provide 100% protection from pregnancy and sexual diseases (both magical and natural).
7 11 10 QC A perfume to put all others to shame! These aromatic blends increase the wearer's charisma and physical attractiveness for 10 hours. The perfume comes in a small spritz bottle with 20 applications.
8 7 50 QC A Potion that packs a Punch! These tasty liquids enhance the imbiber's technique, stamina and eroticism for 6 hours. 1 dose/vial.
9 3 30 QC A virtual playground all in one handy bed-covering package! These sheets are adorned with about 20 small, magical cloth patches of various shapes. Detaching a patch causes it to become an actual item, some exciting sexual toy! From oils to whips, blindfolds to body lotions, and anything else imaginable!
10 3 100 QC What every women has been waiting for! Why wait all those uncomfortable months and go through all that pain? These white cotton girdles reduce the term of pregnancy and labor to 1/10th of normal, with no ill effects to either bearer or baby.
11 8 Male
6 Female
50 QC Provocatively designed, the "Chainmail Bikini" covers only the minimal basics in order to preserve modesty. Both the male and female versions are made of fine quality chain mail, carefully lined with the softest furs available, to ensure no nasty chain burns.
12 5 25 QC Fun, fun, fun! These lovely full body swimsuits will shrink upon command revealing more and more of the wearer's body. Although the suit will shrink to bikini and beyond, it will or will not reveal anything depending upon the wearer's wishes. The bikini will fit anyone of any size.
13 4 25 QC Amaze and amuse your friends and lovers! A normal looking wand, just point these babies and they'll produce loads of nice fluffy pillows! Great for padding that cold, hard dungeon room floor!
14 3 25 QC A very popular item! These wands have a small dial at one end. In magical ruins on one end of the dial it reads "Pleasant Tingle" and at the other end of the dial it reads "The Crusher" (not recommended!). The last setting is very dangerous and can cause severe structural damage to any materials less than or equal to rock.

Items based on those listed in the "AD&D Carnal Book of Knowledge"